The only reason God hasn't wiped you from the face of the Earth is that he somehow finds you amusing

It's not quite Oscar's Chicken Special, but it's damn close. It's really, really good either way.

If Oscar's Chicken is Joe Montana or Steve Young, then this recipe is Steve Bono. It'll never be a hall of famer, but it will be a more than adequate backup going 5-1 and finish 4th in the league in passer rating.

I'm going to try a few changes. I'm going to use rice that was cooked in chicken broth instead of instant rice & I need a creamier cheese. Any suggestion would be helpful.

I've been texting recipes back and forth with Paige (otherwise known as Old Gertie Mae) and hope to have something presentable soon.

Better yet, someone go to Lowes and ask Oscar how to make it!